Alf the Pope's nose is “poisoning our democracy” with 45*'s preen oil

 Alf the Pope's nose is poisoning our democracy with 45*'s preen oil

In 2010, the Marine Corps Gazette began publishing a series of articles entitled “The Attritionist Letters” styled in the manner of The Screwtape Letters. In the letters, General Screwtape chastises Captain Wormwood for his inexperience and naivete while denouncing the concepts of maneuver warfare in favor of attrition warfare.

Even St Ronnie Reagan has quoted from The Screwtape Letters, so thinking that the WH has VP Screwtape and President Wormwood makes perfect sense. Considering Pence left the Catholic church because it wasn’t conservative enough and 45* worships at the church of the mashie niblick.

Literally nobody in Congress wants unchecked illegal immigration. These insane, bad faith statements should shock us — particularly a day after Trump’s campaign claimed Democrats are complicit in murder — but they’re now routine. Trump is poisoning our democracy.

— Brian Klaas (@brianklaas) January 21, 2018

The Screwtape Letters comprises 31 letters written by a senior demon named Screwtape to his nephew, Wormwood (named after a star in Revelation), a younger and less experienced demon, charged with guiding a man (called “the patient”) toward “Our Father Below” (Devil / Satan) from “the Enemy” (God).

 Alf the Pope's nose is poisoning our democracy with 45*'s preen oil
In The Screwtape Letters, C. S. Lewis provides a series of lessons in the importance of taking a deliberate role in Christian faith by portraying a typical human life, with all its temptations and failings, seen from devils’ viewpoints. Screwtape holds an administrative post in the bureaucracy (“Lowerarchy”) of Hell, and acts as a mentor to his nephew Wormwood, an inexperienced (and incompetent) tempter.
In the thirty-one letters which constitute the book, Screwtape gives Wormwood detailed advice on various methods of undermining faith and of promoting sin in “the Patient”, interspersed with observations on human nature and on Christian doctrine. In Screwtape’s advice, selfish gain and power are seen as the only good, and neither demon can comprehend God’s love for man or acknowledge human virtue.

After the second letter… A striking contrast is formed between Wormwood and Screwtape during the rest of the book, wherein Wormwood is depicted through Screwtape’s letters as anxious to tempt his patient into extravagantly wicked and deplorable sins, often recklessly, while Screwtape takes a more subtle stance, as in Letter XII wherein he remarks: “… the safest road to hell is the gradual one – the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts”.

In the last letter... Screwtape responds to Wormwood’s final letter that he may expect as little assistance as Screwtape would expect from Wormwood were their situations reversed (“My love for you and your love for me are as alike as two peas … The only difference is that I am the stronger.”), mimicking the situation where Wormwood himself informed on his uncle to the Infernal Police for Infernal Heresy (making a religiously positive remark that would offend Satan).…

 Alf the Pope's nose is poisoning our democracy with 45*'s preen oil

A California man’s daily sushi habit ended in a trip to hospital with a stomach-churning item to show doctors: a 5ft tapeworm that “wiggled” out of his body.

Fresno emergency department doctor Kenny Banh told the Guardian he was skeptical when the man walked in to his hospital, asking for treatment for a worm.

But when the patient opened a plastic bag, the “giant” parasite was inside, wrapped around a toilet roll.

“Apparently it was still wriggling when he put it in the bag but it had died in transit,” Banh said.…

 Alf the Pope's nose is poisoning our democracy with 45*'s preen oil

There is no valuable information which could be obtained from inserting a thermometer in the urethra.

 Alf the Pope's nose is poisoning our democracy with 45*'s preen oil

Jeremy Piven appeared in the first Broadway revival of David Mamet‘s Speed-the-Plow, co-starring Mad Men star Elisabeth Moss and three-time Tony nominee Raul Esparza. The production began preview performances on October 3, 2008, and opened on October 23, 2008; the play was due to run through February 22, 2009. After Piven missed several performances, on December 17, 2008, Piven’s rep. announced that due to an undisclosed illness, Piven would be ending his run in the play effective immediately.[15] The illness was revealed to be hydrargaria, a disease caused by exposure to mercury or its compounds, though the source is unknown. Rumours have indicated that the high level of mercury could potentially have been caused by Piven’s habit of consuming fish twice a day for the past 20 years.[16] An alternative explanation is that the herbal remedies Piven was taking were responsible for his high levels of mercury.[17] Mamet joked that Piven was leaving the play “to pursue a career as a thermometer.”[18] On September 1, 2009, Piven, in a guest appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman, explained that he had given up red meat and poultry, and had been getting all of his protein from fish for the past 20 years. William H. Macy and Norbert Leo Butz replaced Piven in the Broadway show.[19]

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