There must always be legal precedents in this Constitutional Republic, notwithstanding the whole deal with the Founding Fathers probably using outdoor facilities and protecting their right to keep and bear short arms. Criminalizing lifestyles would certainly keep the PIC as a profit center.

There’s going to be some ambitious LEO supervisor sending plainclothes officers into some NC public restroom to arrest someone for violating HB2, the new NC crotch law, where using the “wrong” toilet is illegal since genital congruity must be protected by the State because hypothetical crimes.

And any phallocratic State’s gotta be a “big government” because size matters, isn’t that what the GOP POTUS candidates argued about with their hand sizes. Grover Norquist would never choke a small chicken in a bathtub.

After all, females must be protected from transgendered people by November so that they can vote their fears in favor of the GOP’s latest wedge issue since they lost the marriage equality battle in SCOTUS. The GOP’s latest political correctness jones seems to reside only below the waist and casts a wide stance for johns.

But who protects males from predatory trans-men in the mens room, the one place where men and boys are even more mutually free to surveille each others’ privates among the urinals.

R.I.P. Ronnie Barker

Sting operations are popular with law enforcement since that’s how they catch terrorists, by offering them fake munitions, or pretend to be sex workers or minors online to set up predators. Or maybe it’s stochastic terror, because videogames and television turns you into GOP wrestling coaches or fake White House correspondents. Which LEO will volunteer for decoy detritus duty.

And who will be first to piss in the wrong pot. Will the cops have news crews there for the arrest with the SQUAT team backed up by a SWAT team. Television series like COPS will get new video progam content and TMZ has a whole new genre for paparazzi intrusion.

Last night, LGBTQ allies in NC have chosen to get themselves arrested in protest of HB2, but not in toilets – after all who really wants to Occupy Toilets more than they have to, even if the RWNJs have nervous bowels.

“unchecked” methane has no gender even when Odysseus goes to White Castle

who will be the first PC LEO social justice warrior to arrest an alleged trans-man in an NC Capitol toilet 

More than 50 opponents of North Carolina’s new law curtailing protections for LGBT people and limiting public bathroom access for transgender people were arrested at the statehouse Monday night. It wrapped up a feverish day that brought several thousand of impassioned demonstrators for and against the law to the capital city for the opening of the legislature’s annual work session.

Several hundred vocal critics of the legislation, approved in a special session last month, rallied outside the Legislative Building in the afternoon, then in waves of several dozen people each went inside and parked outside the offices of top legislative leaders for symbolic sit-ins.

In other states like KY there are RWNJ vigilantes who are worried about the wrong people going to the toilet with this idiot claiming she’ll carry her legal .45 Glock pistol in order to calm & protect her wiggy bladder. Or maybe she’ll have a gunfight with a plainclothes vice officer who thinks that she’s packing(sic).

Anita Staver is married to Mat Staver, head of the legal team that defended Kentucky’s outspoken anti-marriage equality county clerk Kim Davis in her effort to deny same-sex couples the right to marry.

Conservative activists have worked themselves into a lather over Target stores’ decision to allow trans customers to use restrooms designated for their expressed gender. The group launched a #BoycottTarget campaign on social media last week.

free-market competition — if you #BoycottTarget, your butt could get stuck elsewhere

And in Indiana, a politically correct Ted Cruz seems to not fear trans-men imposing their lifestyle near his junk. Full faith and credit seems asymmetric when lifestyles get imposed on others much like religious liberty tends to be selective under the dominion of the GOP.

“You don’t have a right to intrude upon the rights of others because whether or not a man believes he’s a woman, there are a lot of women who would like to be able to use a public restroom in peace without having a man there,” Cruz responded. “And when there are children involved, you don’t have a right to impose your lifestyle on others.”

imagine this thought experiment…

“You don’t have a right to intrude upon the rights of others because whether or not a woman believes he’s a man, there are a lot of men who would like to be able to use a public restroom in peace without having a woman there,” Cruz responded. “And when there are children involved, you don’t have a right to impose your lifestyle on others.”

And sometimes Ted, as you’ve made abundantly clear, poop just happens, and criminalizing privacy is much like your 2007 Texas dildo law.

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